as soon as that third act starts i turn into timothée chalamet at a knicks game

scariest thing about this is how straight it was

one star for stitch, one star for billy magnussen. definitely a disney+ original (derogatory)

both the best movie ever made and also somehow only the second best mission: impossible movie

Final Destination: Generational Trauma

the ant 3 should be about ben affleck and the autism academy vs. rfk jr

even when taking into the wendigos and supernatural serial killers i can still think of worse fates than being trapped in a cursed time loop with three beautiful women

this is the only movie that should’ve beat brokeback mountain for best picture in 2005

they anna kendrick-baited my gay ass into watching a tnt movie only for her to have 15 minutes of screen time

i would also put up with all that for a first date with meghann fahy

not every wife guy spy movie can be black bag

fly high ice.