obsessed with the fact that the animators thought they had to give the girl turkey boobs to indicate that she was, indeed, a girl

this is the longest movie ever made

gloriously gay but also a little like a film student’s approximation of a coen brothers movie

if i woke up from a coma and channing tatum told me he was my husband i’m not asking any questions

feels like it was made in 2006 but sat on a shelf for 18 years

the most expensive ment for a grecian vacation since mamma mia

so absurd it ultimately becomes art

dreamworks only bringing the furious five back for silent cameos during the end credits oh they’re just like me (broke as fuck)

in the words of marion mherson, it makes me laugh

if my ex and i were stranded at an airport overnight that would not be a romantic comedy, it would be a psychological thriller

paul mescal is shirtless in every other scene. 5000/5 stars

why did the movie about dogs biting will forte’s dick off make me cry