Joy Ride

2023

★★★★ Liked 11

this should be stephanie hsu’s second oscar

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

2023

★★★★ Liked 48

i actually really loved this but the memory of seeing it will be forever tainted by the fact that a transphobe tried to attack me when i was leaving the theater and though i am still seriously shaken up by that it’s sadly morbidly humorous that one of my first thoughts when it happened was “i’m about to die and the last thing i did was see dungeons & dragons

Sanctuary

2022

★★★★½ Liked 7

I loved every single second of Sanctuary, a smart, sharp, and sensationally sexy love story for sickos that’ll have you both horrified and horny for 90 minutes straight. Margaret Qualley and Christopher Abbott are at the top of their craft here - a match made in masochistic heaven. You guys are gonna love this lol omg.

BEEF

2023

★★★★★ Liked 3

to quote bowen yang’s review of everything everywhere all at once, “this is one of the best things i’ve ever seen in my piece of shit life.”

Asteroid City

2023

★★★★½ Liked 2

me watching asteroid city for the first time: “silly! sad! jason schwartzman and adrien brody are so fucking hot!”

me watching asteroid city for the second time: “i will never see life the same way again and have been irreversibly altered on both a molecular and existential level. jason schwartzman and adrien brody are so fucking hot.”

Babylon

2022

★★★★★ Liked 8

It’s gonna be so annoying when everyone realizes this was a misunderstood masterpiece all along by the end of the decade.

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The Little Mermaid

2023

★★★★ Liked 5

Have never met a Prince Eric I didn’t need

Lady Bird

2017

★★★★★ Liked 5

The scene where Marion is washing dishes and giving Lady Bird the silent treatment even though she’s begging her to talk to her is one of the most upsetting scenes in the history of cinema and resembles FAR too many agonizing experiences from my own adolescence and I’m HURT

Bones and All

2022

★★★★★ Liked 9

“You wanna be people? Let’s be people.”

Simply put, Bones and All is brilliant, bewildering, brutal, and beautiful, all at the same time. Another movie may be called Everything Everywhere All at Once this year, but in a way, that title applies here as well. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a movie that tackles as many tones as this one - blending dark humor, heart-rending romance, and horrific violence - and synthesizes them all into such a satisfying,…

The Matrix

1999

★★★★★ Liked 13

Celebrating one year since coming out by watching my favorite trans movie, naturally

The Nice Guys

2016

★★★★★ Liked 2

“Jesus Christ! One at a time!”
“You took the Lord’s name in vain.”
“No I didn’t, Janet. I found it very useful actually. Okay, Janet?”

Happy five year anniversary to this modern comedy masterpiece.

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Bodies Bodies Bodies

2022

★★★★½ Liked 15

I’m so serious when I say this deserved a Best Original Screenplay nomination

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