zoë rose bryant has written 172 reviews for films during 2024.

Madame Web

2024

Liked 38

the editing in this is enough to kill a small victorian child

The Merry Gentlemen

2024

★★ Watched

moved home eight months ago and have yet to meet a handyman who looks like chad michael murray this shit is misleading as fuck

Night Swim

2024

★★½ 21

feels like it was made in 2006 but sat on a shelf for 18 years

This Is Me…Now

2024

Liked 3

the zodiac council convinced me to look up my crush’s zodiac sign and find out we’re a perfect match which probably wasn’t the message i was supposed to take away from this, but ❤️

The Strangers: Chapter 1

2024

18

this is the gayest straight couple i’ve ever seen

Hot Frosty

2024

★★★½ Liked 1

the moral of the story is that all you have to do to convince people to believe in the magic of christmas is make them horny

Argylle

2024

★★★½ Liked 9

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Red One

2024

★★½ 7

at least lucy liu and kiernan shipka looked incredible

Megalopolis

2024

★★ 19

at its best when aubrey plaza is onscreen. less so when almost anything else is happening

Our Little Secret

2024

★★★ Liked 4

whatever keeps lilo’s lights on

Joker: Folie à Deux

2024

★★ 15

wasting lady gaga is worse than anything the joker did

Family Switch

2023

★★½ 13

family movie night. i wanted to show everyone anora. my sister suggested this instead.

i was outvoted.