linguini was one of my first crushes as a kid and i think that explains sooooo much

how soon is too soon to put this in one’s all-time top ten. asking for a friend of course not me hahaha that’d be so silly

watched with my pre-k class before christmas break :’) every kiddo got a ticket with a bell attached that we punched before they were “let on to the train” (with hot chocolate in hand, of course) and i’ve never been so nostalgic in my entire life. i love my job so much!!!!!!!

who among us hasn’t had a psychotic break over a situationship with a toxic but beautiful twink

have you ever thought about the future?
whatever you plan on happening, never happens.
stuff you would never think of happens.
so you just have to come on.
come on, come on, come on…

❤️

the funniest movie that also makes me want to kill myself

a cinderella story for girls on SSRIs

wild to rewatch this on a plane while sitting next to a complete stranger

majorly missing the point here but i would also do all of that if there was a drug that could make me look like margaret qualley

i can think of worse fates than spending the eternal afterlife with young alec baldwin