Ashley Minor Patron

The smartest bimbo on Film Twitter

"Life’s like a movie, write your own ending"

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • True Stories
  • House
  • Shaft

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  • Superman III

    ★½

  • Superman II

    ★★

  • Superman

    ★★★

  • No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★★

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

1964

Watched

*talking to a girl at a bar* you see it's called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians cause it's a cultural conquest where their customs are taken over by a western idea

Battle for the Planet of the Apes

1973

★½ Watched

“Ape shall never net ape.”

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Superman III

1983

★½ Watched

Its fucked up when evil Superman flies off and flips the bird.

Superman II

1980

★★ Watched

Could not stop thinking about the Astro City Atomicus story during all the Lois/Clark stuff.

Christopher Reeve is still pretty incredible in this. Sarah Douglas is very hot in this and I like her bit of stealing shit.

I don't think this is a movie that works for me and the fact that its a Frankenstein creation doesn't help. The effects aren't as magical, Luthor is gone for most of it. There's a bit of bad romance, a bit of…

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I Saw the TV Glow

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

A piece of skin rubbed raw. A scab picked at, never fully healing and never fully falling off. Eyes closed but not daring to dream.

I was told this movie would devastate me and I was still unprepared. And I can't say that it will do that with everyone but the specificity of the world, the words said and the looks given killed me. Blank stares into TV screens hoping to god someone sees what you see and also hoping…

No Country for Old Men

2007

★★★★★ Watched

Like Fargo I knew the memes but that paints such a lesser picture of both films. This one in particular. The slow but anxious pace, the powerhouse performances up and down the call sheet, the cinematography by all time great the Deaks. Simply a great film that feels like you're you're just above the surface in a river that does not stop and you know in the back of your mind it goes to a deadly waterfall. No one will be saved.