Resetti my glorious king

Fuck you Fritz

Hilarious!! Don’t know what everyone is talking about. All the jokes were stellar.

Moral of the story: don’t run over people with metal in their body or your wiener is gonna turn into a drill (oh and some other stuff will happen too)

Also should I consider doing hard drugs if I enjoyed this? (just kidding)

Bruce Campbell be rockin that unibrow

Me: I should probably tell you something now, just to get it out of the way.
Damien Chazelle: Mm-hmm?
Me: I hate musicals.
Damien Chazelle: What do you mean you hate musicals?
Me: Just means that when I watch them I don't like them.
Damien Chazelle: What are you doing right now?
Me: Nothing.
*watches Lalaland*
Me: I love musicals now.

Baki Walk? No never heard of that… but do you know the Buster walk?