Me: I should probably tell you something now, just to get it out of the way.
Damien Chazelle: Mm-hmm?
Me: I hate musicals.
Damien Chazelle: What do you mean you hate musicals?
Me: Just means that when I watch them I don't like them.
Damien Chazelle: What are you doing right now?
Me: Nothing.
*watches Lalaland*
Me: I love musicals now.

Fuck you Fritz

Resetti my glorious king

Hilarious!! Don’t know what everyone is talking about. All the jokes were stellar.

Baki Walk? No never heard of that… but do you know the Buster walk?

Moral of the story: don’t run over people with metal in their body or your wiener is gonna turn into a drill (oh and some other stuff will happen too)

Also should I consider doing hard drugs if I enjoyed this? (just kidding)

Bruce Campbell be rockin that unibrow