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Favorite films

  • The Wounded Man
  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
  • Cruising
  • Midnight Cowboy

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  • Ma

    ★★★★½

  • Harry + Max

    ★★★½

  • Be Mine

    ★★½

  • The Art of Being Straight

    ★★★½

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Blue Velvet: The Lost Footage

2011

★★★★★ Liked 1

"It's like the song 'Amazing Grace'. The footage was lost but now it's found."
- David Lynch

Review re-published from 01/17/25 as Letterboxd s have added this listing per my request.

It's a sad day following the death of beloved film auteur, David Lynch, so I figured I'd celebrate his life with the few films I have yet to see from his expansive filmography. Shortest of the batch is The Lost Footage, a 53-minute pseudo-sidequel comprised entirely of deleted scenes…

The Substance

2024

★★★★★ Liked 2

2024 RANKED 🥇

Well, it didn't take long to turn The Substance into a body horror of epic proportions. Lingering on skin over soul and our sick self-destruction between the two. Coralie Fargeat's film is equal parts scary and sexy, with an entrancing take on the way we birth new identities into this world when the old one gets tough. But it keeps on spinning, out of our control, in and around the issues we hope to solve by injection…or…

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Ma

2019

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Ma did nothing wrong

Harry + Max

2004

★★★½ Liked Watched

Harry and Max feels like a fever dream. This is brotherly incest drama all the way through, written like an early 2000s popstar fanfiction, with all the smut dialogue and dynamics you can imagine. Probably inspired by Nick and Aaron Carter, which only makes it that much more jarring near the height of their teen idol popularity. Craziest thing is, it's shot like a real movie, and phenomenally so. I can see why this was accepted at Sundance and how…

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Scary Movie

2000

★★★★★ Liked 2

CINDY, CINDY YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT!

Alvin and the Chipmunks

2007

★★★★★ Liked 1

finally a real fucking movie