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Favorite films

  • Climax
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Holy Mountain
  • Suspiria

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  • Rear Window

    ★★★★

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★½

  • Demons

    ★★★★½

  • The Lover

    ★★★

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Longlegs

2024

★★★★½ Liked 10

This is my proudest review 💀

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The Swan

2023

★★★½ 9

Fuck Raymond and Ernie

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Rear Window

1954

★★★★ Liked Watched

This movie is literally what I thought my life would turn into when I was a kid 💀 I had this entire fantasy where one day I’d witness a crime from my window, just like Jefferies, and be the one to solve it. Blame it on my obsession with detective novels and the fact that the neighborhood I grew up in made it way too easy to spy on the neighbors. I was ready to be Sherlock Holmes, notebook in…

28 Days Later

2002

★★★½ 1

Cillian Murphy walking around an empty London is such a vibe. There’s something eerily beautiful about the stillness of the city, roads usually packed with cars now completely deserted, the silence almost sacred. The imagery in those early scenes is haunting in the best way, like the world hit pause. You can feel the weight of isolation, but also the strange peace that comes with it.

This movie wastes no time, it jumps right into full-on zombie apocalypse road trip…

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Anyone But You

2023

★★ 5

Not Glen Powell jumping off the helicopter and starting to run like Tom Cruise 💀

Perfect Days

2023

★★★★★ Liked 6

Should’ve called The Best Person In The World.

I never thought I would enjoy a movie about cleaning toilets so much 🚽

Bruh, I’m literally crying right now. I want to be like him so bad—observing the nuances of life, loving his work, and appreciating everything around him. 😭

People should all watch this movie. Every time I see Koji Yakusho smiling while observing everything around him, it moves me to tears. How long has it been since we carefully…