There's a great movie fucking straining underneath the studio decision to shit out a sequel to one of the most successful movies of all time and that infuriates me to no end.

Specifically because I saw this movie before I saw the first one.

That's right! I saw the red headed step child (played by Julianne Moore) of the greatest dinosaur movie ever made before I saw the greatest dinosaur movie ever made!

Did anyone involved bother to read the "we-paid-you-now-write-it-Crichton!" sequel or was it just me?!

I just ooooooooooooh BE BETTER! LOOK AT YOUR MOTHER AND BE BETTER!