summer fun alert--baywatch always felt like the andy sidaris tv show but this tv movie crossover/reunion may be the most sidaris shit they ever begat, hunk/babe island photography with gleefully stupid, hilarious & bizarre scenes like malibu xpress or hard ticket to hawaii, lotsa goofin/hangin around but also a vertigoesque doppelganger obsession for mitch buchanan (something that happened to his friend on BAYWATCH NIGHTS s1 ep21 "a closer look"--been watching alot of baywatch nights lately) and when shang tsung shows up it gets crazy...i love baywatch!

so draconian the shudder house style they got wolfcop up in here making flix like joe begos

why is the T so big

anyone saying this wasnt scary cuz its "essentially bloodless" cant imagine waking up hungover again & again with an audio implant.