The Amateur

2025

★★★ Watched

how it feels to play brava and it’s down to a 1v4 when all you’ve hacked is default cam

The Brutalist

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

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Nosferatu

2024

★★★ Liked Watched

He didn’t say Bleh Bleh Bleh

Venom: The Last Dance

2024

Watched

I don’t think I’ve ever been as bored as I was watching this. It has the emotional depth of a naan bread, and was never close to making me smile, or laugh, or feel anything outside of boredom. Shite.

Terrifier 3

2024

Watched

Get to fuck Leone you hack

Joker: Folie à Deux

2024

★★★★ Liked 1

Don’t care. I loved it.

This is exactly what I wanted from any potential Joker sequel. Something so unfathomably different from the first that it feels separate. I don’t mind that Joker as we saw in the original isn’t really in this movie. It’s a movie about consequences, about media frenzy (ironically), about (however twisted) love, and about reaction, not about the Joker.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

Some things I loved, some things I hated.

Inception

2010

★★★★ Liked Watched

It was clearly all a dream. No one has slick backed hair like that.

Black Narcissus

1947

★★★½ Liked Watched

This is what happens when you speak the queen’s English.

Back to Black

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

Is it better than Kapadia’s documentary? Who cares. It offers a different perspective with a solid cast and i’m more than alright with that.

Origin

2023

★★★★ Liked Watched

I’m not much of a sociologist. So as subtly-deprived as Origin may be, it presents its themes clearly and with style. I enjoyed 99% of it, but the last shot where a murder victim appears like fucking yoda’s force ghost was distasteful in my opinion. Outside of that, it’s well structured, beautifully shot, with a really solid cast.

Poor Things

2023

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Expressionism, Willem Dafoe, Kammespiel, goat men? Yes please.