The Penguin

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Magnificent! Magnificent! Maaaaagnificent

Batman: The Killing Joke

2016

★½ Rewatched

This is probably the most sexist movie I have ever seen. Past the halfway point it's fine, but jesus navas the first half an hour is the worst thing of all time

The Dark Knight Rises

2012

★★★½ Liked 1

WHAT is going on with Alfred in this movie? Why does he have a burning desire for Bruce Wayne to get married or something? All of a sudden he never wanted Bruce to return? Never wanted him to be Batman? THEN HE LEAVES? Take nothing away from Michael Caine, but it’s bizarre.

The Batman

2022

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Is this the best movie about Batman? No.
Is this the best Batman movie? Easily.

Take out the Joker tease and it’s a perfect film.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

2016

★½ Rewatched

The “ Ultimate” edition with like an hour of extra footage is slightly better than the theatrical cut. But I’ve just seen Batman shooting a machine gun. Unforgivably stupid.

The Dark Knight

2008

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I bet no one picks on Gordon’s kid at school because imagine your dad being friends with fucking BATMAN

Batman Begins

2005

★★★★★ Liked 1

This movie is just as if not more responsible for re-inventing the superhero movie along with making people take them seriously as The Dark Knight is. Yet no one gives it any fucking credit man it’s so good.

The Lego Batman Movie

2017

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

This movie is so good i wish lego was real

The Dark Knight

2008

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Yes it’s a typical Nolan movie with a very clinical style. Yes it is bombarded with studio mandates. Yes it houses a painfully obvious ethical interjection. But it’s the most air-tight, perfectly crafted crime thriller i’ve ever seen.

Batman Returns

1992

★★ 2

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Batman

2022

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Thursday, October 31st.

could it be the best movie ever??????????????

Batman: Assault on Arkham

2014

★★★ Liked Watched

Paid 6.99 for a Batman story, and Batman is a side character. Deadshot is cool, and I love the character designs, but I feel misled.