Magnificent! Magnificent! Maaaaagnificent

WHAT is going on with Alfred in this movie? Why does he have a burning desire for Bruce Wayne to get married or something? All of a sudden he never wanted Bruce to return? Never wanted him to be Batman? THEN HE LEAVES? Take nothing away from Michael Caine, but it’s bizarre.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Bit of a stinker.
Fuck Tim Burton for creating the most unique looking Gotham, then proceeding to assassinate the character of Batman. He kills people, he’s so down bad for Selina that he takes his mask off in front of the main villain, he fails to prevent any sort of crime and most importantly HE HAS NO REASON TO GET INVOLVED WITH LIKE ANY OF THE PLOT.
Speaking of the plot, it makes no fucking sense. Like at all. Penguin…