Z-grade French mega-trash splatterfest, so unhinged it plays more like a fever dream mix tape of all the best/worst scenes from ’80s slashers, video nasties, and zombie flicks, but dragged through mud and stripped of any semblance of coherent plot, pacing, production quality, or believability.

I almost didn’t watch this tonight because I knew it was French and I didn’t feel much like reading subtitles, but that was a total non-issue because there is virtually no dialogue, and whatever dialogue there is doesn’t really matter anyway since the plot is totally incoherent. Instead, the audio track is largely comprised of a wonderfully scuzzy synth soundtrack and dubbed grunting sounds.

This all probably makes the movie sound absolutely horrible, and indeed it is, but it also somehow captures the essence of garbage horror movies in the most basic and pure way – it’s 100% vibes and 0% anything else. What a gem of obscure horror trash.