I googled “how to get Julia Roberts Best Friend’s Wedding hair” and the internet was not helpful. So if anyone knows, hit me up. Willing to pay handsomely and/or engage in some minor sorcery.

Kurosawa: “Your gangster code is bullshit. Your toxic masculinity is destroying you from the inside. This seventeen year old girl understands life better than you. I will now make everyone cry.”

It's the end of the month, I have no focus, I'm watching short films, the wheels did indeed go.

Life, am I right?

Men should not:
- get engaged to someone just because they’re there
- sleep with their fiancée’s best friend
- pretend to be gay to avoid having an honest conversation with a woman about their feelings 

Men should:
- save someone in a pen emergency by gallantly offering their own pen
- tell their friends when they're falling for a jerk
- drink rosé and watch Remains of the Day

“What a charming boy. I like his hair so much.”