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Men should not:
- get engaged to someone just because they’re there
- sleep with their fiancée’s best friend
- pretend to be gay to avoid having an honest conversation with a woman about their feelings
Men should:
- save someone in a pen emergency by gallantly offering their own pen
- tell their friends when they're falling for a jerk
- drink rosé and watch Remains of the Day