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Pinocchio: A True Story

2021

Liked 7

2/10

Screw Citizen Kane this is the real shit

Spider-Man 3

2007

★★★★ Liked 4

8.5/10
(Spider Man Marathon: 3/12)

Not even close to the best in writing as it’s overstuffed with villains and the writing sometimes has no direction but honestly out of all the Spider-Man movies this is probably the most charming and funny movie of them all. It’s so goofy and fun that I can’t see how I could dislike this. I still love these characters they’re all the characters I love and know.

The VFX on Sandman is so good and…

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

2024

★★★★ Liked 48

4th installment shows the apes are still strong

w/ in theaters with mom

i was originally gonna watch this thursday but i decided to be funny and take my mom to the most dad movie ever on mothers day.

while i do think this lacks matt reeves dark undertones and just vibe in general of the last two i still think wes ball and the team did a amazing continuing the reboot series with this installment. throughout the whole movie…

Beau Is Afraid

2023

★★★★★ Liked 7

10/10 (…)

W h a t.
T h e.
F u c k.

I'm Thinking of Ending Things

2020

★★★★★ Liked 8

idk guys and gals i think this charlie kaufman guy might be making some banger mindfucks but that’s just me.

Rocky Balboa

2006

★★★★½ Liked 3

9.5/10

I love how Rocky V just… doesn’t exist according to this movie

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

2023

★★★★½ Liked 9

Damn I'm actually shocked by this. I wasn't really a fan of the previous hunger games movies calling them dull, boring, lacking of any character and such, and overall overlong movies. It wasn't helped that Mockingjay was split into two parts (despite the book being literally the same length as Catching Fire) causing it to feel a absolutely nothing experience that should've just been 160-170 minutes rather than over 4 hours. But despite that this film shocked me.

For once…

The Evil Dead

1981

★★★★ Liked 1

8/10

Also this is officially the first movie to be added on my 2023 First Watches Ranking.

Happy New Years Day everyone! As I’m typing this review it’s literally around 1am. After 12am happens I got out my ice popsicle, hung out with my family, and then when it was time for bed I snuck in my room at 12:17am to start watching The Evil Dead.

By the way I’m gonna try a new review format for 2023 and this is…

Superman

1978

★★★★★ Liked Watched

10/10 (Beautiful)

I did not expect this to love this as much as I did especially since I last watched it a year and a half ago and my standards have completely changed. There is so much to love about this film like the amount of heart it has, Christopher Reeve amazing performance as Clark Kent/Superman, the special effects that have mainly held up well, John Williams memorizing music score, and so much more that you need to watch the…

Monkey Man

2024

★★★★½ Liked 12

monkey man: a great directorial debut for dev patel

monkey man’s been on my radar for a while ever since i saw the trailer. from the trailer it looked super cool and totally my style. as more footage and info from the movie dropped i got more excited making it one of my most hyped films of 2024 (which isn’t a lot). now that i’ve seen the movie in theaters i can definitely say monkey man is as awesome as…

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

2019

★★★★★ Liked 15

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Suzume

2022

★★★★★ Liked 3

10/10 (Candidate for Top 3 2023 films 💖)

Suzume has been one of my most anticipated films of 2023 USA releases. If you didn’t know this was released in Japan back in November 2022 and now is releasing everywhere else from March to April (maybe May idk). I actually thought that it wouldn’t be in theaters here in my town but surprisingly it just wasn’t in the big cities but in my next door town that wasn’t far away. So…