Like watching a feature length John Lewis advert - painfully middle class and barf-inducingly sentimental

New drinking game - take a shot every time Ana de Armas cries, every time Ana de Armas says the word "daddy", every time the film randomly changes aspect ratio or from b&w to colour, every time there is a CGI foetus on screen and every time there is a close-up of a photographer's flashbulb.
Guaranteed to cause alcohol poisoning.