fucking LOOOOOOVED!!!!!!
in my opinion a genuinely wonderful love letter to the series, the beginning montage got me SO pumped. i think it had a bit of a clunky beginning but i did appreciate the heavy handed exposition especially since it’s part two of a two parter. i was screaming the whole time i can’t count the number of times i said Oh My God out loud. i was sweating so bad i had to come home and immediately take…

Barbie is the most toothless excuse for commentary since that Amy Schumer movie where she suddenly feels pretty. I wanted to like it! I was here with you all. I wore my pink jumpsuit to the movie and bought tickets for a Thursday night pre-screening. I knew, to an extent, that I’d be watching a Mattel ad; I was especially aware of this after the announcement that Mattel was slated to produce over 40 films based on their toys. But…