This goes way harder than I was expecting it to.

What a foolish mortal mistake it was to restructure such precious IP as some greedy, post-Marvel cash grab. No wonder it was cursed.

It’s a bizarre peek into the always grotesque—and sometimes beautiful—brutality of motherhood. Some nasty body horror is carefully mixed into its almost unbearably tragic honesty. And that epic Joanna Newsom needle drop will end all men. I’ll be very surprised if this doesn’t get Adams a nomination.

Shockingly bad. Why is Albert Einstein here?

This movie is a lovely little lo fi loaf of lunacy and exactly what being 35 feels like.

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This direct sequel to Carrie is as underestimated as it is unnecessary. Still, its barrage of bizarre and anachronistic creative choices in no way discredit an excellent lead performance and the films very capable handling of rape culture decades before it was acceptable.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane by way of Grumpy Old Men. And it’s just as frightening and funny as you’d expect from those two classics.

Despite its occasional scares and some striking style, this adaptation lacks any of the true terror or emotional depth of its Stephen King source material.

Well, goddamn.

SMILE 2 delivers fun, mean, and maddeningly inventive scares. It feels like an intravenous drip of nonstop anxiety from concentrate, and thankfully all of its macabre mayhem is grounded by a healthy dose of pitch-black humour.