Eddington

2025

★★★★★ Liked 2

Aster’s terrible, scaly wings have finally pierced through the crust of his creative cocoon. What’s emerged is a creature blindly cruel, excruciatingly funny, and, as you might have guessed, deeply disturbed. A beast of chaos, unimaginable in shape, Lovecraftian in nature, and at last, fully formed.

While his previous feature, Beau Is Afraid, experimented with existing beyond category, Eddington does so with evil confidence. This is not truly a COVID story, so don’t worry. Instead, it’s a film that uses…

Nosferatu

2024

★★★★ Liked 1

Decades after decadent ’90s gothic bouquets like Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow and Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula, Robert Eggers emerges from the shadows with his own cinematic phantasmagoria with Nosferatu, and just when we were craving it the most.

Lily-Rose Depp shines brightest here, delivering a full-bodied performance like some grotesque ballerina as she carries the film from start to finish. A role that could have so easily fallen into waifish stereotype instead outshines a room full of greats.

While this…

Ick

2024

1

Not good.

Nightbitch

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

It’s a bizarre peek into the always grotesque—and sometimes beautiful—brutality of motherhood. Some nasty body horror is carefully mixed into its almost unbearably tragic honesty. And that epic Joanna Newsom needle drop will end all men. I’ll be very surprised if this doesn’t get Adams a nomination.

Alpha

2025

★★ 3

If, in 2025, you’re going to exploit the AIDS epidemic, you had better have a compelling reason. Or, at the very least, something of value to say, even if it’s been said before. But to approach such a well-worn and devastating subject with virtually no respect or consideration for queer or Black experiences is to begin on an already misguided and ethically precarious footing.

While the AIDS crisis unquestionably impacted communities of intravenous drug s, Alpha’s near-total erasure of queer…

Sinners

2025

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Well, goddamn.

The Ugly Stepsister

2025

★★★★ Watched

The Ugly Stepsister' serves up Sam Raimi-levels of grotesque mayhem next to its macabre critique of the brutal beauty standards imposed on women.

Smile 2

2024

★★★★ Watched

SMILE 2 delivers fun, mean, and maddeningly inventive scares. It feels like an intravenous drip of nonstop anxiety from concentrate, and thankfully all of its macabre mayhem is grounded by a healthy dose of pitch-black humour.

The Rage: Carrie 2

1999

★★★ Liked 1

This direct sequel to Carrie is as underestimated as it is unnecessary. Still, its barrage of bizarre and anachronistic creative choices in no way discredit an excellent lead performance and the films very capable handling of rape culture decades before it was acceptable.

Dangerous Animals

2025

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Time Cut

2024

★★ Watched

This is a Netflix carbon copy of Prime Video’s own teen time travel slasher ‘Totally Killer.’ Even the mask is nearly identical but somewhat worse. I’d love to see the stats on this subgenre because I’m guessing they’re pulling in numbers. This one was lazy as hell, though.

The Vourdalak

2023

★★★★ Liked Watched

Adrien Beau takes trauma’s homecoming to its darkest boundaries with an unsettling blend of uncanny grotesqueness and pastoral charm. Also there’s a super fucked up puppet.