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Watched on Tuesday May 27, 2025.

“find a penny, throw it off the roof, and all day long you’ll have bad luck”

This film is the equivalent of finding a recipe online and having to read the entire life story of the chef and the history of the apple, just to make a bland crumble

“THAT’S WHAT I TALK ABOUT”

I couldn’t imagine a bigger pile of shit if I tried

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I’d be front row to get bitten by Hailee Steinfeld

Watching the old man jump off the cliff must’ve been how people felt watching the second plane hit the towers

Heyyy don’t mind us, we’re just going to break into your home, smash holes in your walls, scar your children and then blow your house up before we leave!
Kind Regards
The Navy Seals

Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.

The only acceptable pie to potentially lose your tongue for is Banoffee

Watched on Sunday March 30, 2025.

Potential STI metaphor

I’ve never heard someone more northern than when Zoe said “Money”

Hmmm ok so 15 grand for the girlfriend experience, how much to watch Dune and get a Taco Bell??

Before he was a Nazi I would’ve shaved my pubes as well to go to a Kanye listening party

“we have a Jackie”

Watched on Friday March 7, 2025.

Walter might be the funniest character ever put on a screen, am I wrong

See these are the jobs AI and robots need to be doing instead of sloppy art

The tv breaking into the store and stealing a man is peak physical comedy, the animator should be proud

I’m for sure going to be together forever with some of my friends (in hell)

Gonna try to organize a Mexican wave during my next sad conversation to soften the blow

I was not aware of this Willem Dafoe masterclass on being a total badass

Watched on Saturday February 15, 2025.

Watched on Friday February 14, 2025.

And the award for Saddest handjob goes to…

Find an ear, pick it up and all day long you’ll have bad luck

Marge really is the best of us

Can you still technically call this a ‘beef’

Wybie was always a real one

‘His chops are too righteous’ is the highest compliment a guitar player could only dream of receiving

Should be called ‘Frog Eyes’ killer now

Thank you for helping pave the way for Bill Hader cousin Greg

Also somehow this film was more stressful than a literal hostage crisis

I did learn a lot about a piece of history I wasn’t too familiar with from a really unique perspective as well

The editing choices are what really stood out to me in this, they add to the insanity so much

iRobot if the i stood for incel

“Why does no one know how to flush the toilet after they’ve had a shite”

A truly heartbreaking story, with a John Cooper Clarke jump scare

I think the story really shows his elusiveness and also a base to highlight amazing music, I really liked seeing and hearing them with more context.

A really beautiful way of showing the disconnection to the human parts of our life

Watched on Wednesday January 22, 2025.

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Ask for Tyler > Ask for Angela

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Counselling 🤝 no scoping - solving a failed marriage

I guess they both got 10/10 white sausage that night

You really are the most devious bastard in Wisborg city

You do your thing James I liked your facts

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The most American thing about this film (apart from being set in New York) was two cops pulling guns on a man tied to a bed

Well Gary maybe they’d be making monkey films about you as well if you weren’t such a prick

Extra half point for the Billie Eilish song at the end which completed the film

Hold up, not everyone can see the giant ant?

• Better Man
• Se7en
• A Real Pain
• Nosferatu
• We Live in Time
• Wolf Man
• Presence
• A Complete Unknown
• Companion
• September 5

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