Evil Dead Rise

2023

★★★★½ Liked Watched

first things first let’s settle one thing. Before I stepped in the theatre I liked the movie, translation: I am a crazed fan of the evil dead franchise. If you do not give a fuck about these movies take my opinion with a grain of salt. That being said let’s discuss shall we.

Evil dead rise takes place in fresh territory for the franchise, switching out the cabin in the woods settings of the previous (bar army of darkness and ash…

Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Midnight Mass

2021

★★★★ 1

Midnight mass? More like midnight YASS.

Scream VI

2023

★★★ Liked Watched

Easily the most different film in the franchise with a lot of bold swings, some of which I’m unsure about but overall a decent time, definitely one upped the movie previous to it.

Sinners

2025

★★★★★ Liked Watched

A brilliant new entry in the vampire genre, this topped Nosferatu for me with ease — something about the way the film was set up, to really humanise these characters and make it feel like an actual depiction of 1930’s Mississippi… nothing feels shallow even though the pacing whizzes on by when the action starts! Michael B Jordan does an excellent job leading with an incredibly charismatic performance, as well as a brilliant performance from newcomer Miles Caton. Jack O’Connel also plays a brilliant villain — I just have to break my no star rule to give this 5 stars, FLOWERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Bring Her Back

2025

Liked Watched

Oh sally godkins youuuu are one talented woman. I don’t think I can see her in the same light again. This movie leans in a more gothic direction rather than the more traditional mainstream-meets-art-house approach talk to me had. Found myself gagged at several points. Oh Philippou brothers the wig snatchers you are. Lurved it!

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

Liked Watched

IDC WHAT YALL SAY THEY DID THIS FOR ME!!! It’s not perfect but it was a damn good time!!!!! I don’t want to spoil oomfs but I’ll give it a solid 8 !!!!! I’ll just say it’s really well shot and changes up the typical structure of the franchise in a fun way — the trailers really don’t show much in retrospect.

Y Tu Mamá También

2001

Liked 3

this is one of those films that every Movie Person™ gushes over, and with films with these types of high regard there's this feeling i get where it's always gonna' be there for me to watch at some point but also a distinct kind of shame i'm trying to get rid myself of because i feel i SHOULD be watching Real Films™. anyways, exposure therapy aside, this was absolutely gorgeous! It really lets you soak in these character's lives until…

The Substance

2024

Liked Watched

a lot of people are probably going to hate this movie but quite frankly I don’t care. This movie was fucking crazy from start to finish, absolutely zero subtlety at all but in a way that’s what made it fun— There was a very kinetic vibe to this movie, everything felt like it was bursting with energy and the sound design was like……. Crazy… I would say you would enjoy this if you like 80s body horror stuff but like. UMMM YEAH this movie was excellent but that’s what we come to expect from Revenge (2017) director Coralie Fargeat

Tenebre

1982

Liked Watched

took way to long to watch this! soooooo fab! love the soundtrack and the visuals are just scrumptious, delectable, etc. nothing i can say that has already been said!

Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

Rewatched

Yeah a rewatch did not change anything this was terrible

Crash

1996

Liked Watched

this was a lot….. like woah. I mean I knew this was a freaky movie but I was pearl clutching the whole time (positive). CINEMA!