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Here’s how Dangerous Animals can still win the palme d’or

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Reasonable shark worship

Jai Courtney is the literal definition of DILF, that dance scene had me going feral🥵 plus he’s so valid for physical media. Such a fun concept (that was also in Shark Night) though I wish it reached the level of gore and brutality of The Loved Ones.

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the jai courtney serial killer shark movie is good!!

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The craziest part of this movie is how much space is occupied by a song Creedence Clearwater Revival covered. Could they not get the rights to Roy Orbison? I’m so intrigued!

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Very much in on its own joke, was nice to have some proverbial junk food at a late night screening with friends. Also quotes Point Break and has some unironically beautiful shark photography.

Review by cerys ★★½ Liked

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Review by joe ★★★★½ Liked

finally a good shark film we deserved 🦈🩸

I knew I was going to be obsessed with this. jai courtney is so damn good at playing a sinister evil fuck & hassie harrison oh the bright shiny new star you will become. zephyr is such a fighter and such a great character to root for.

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I met Mick Garris at the premiere because my bf went up to him and was like “excuse me my gf is a big fan!” And then I committed seppuku right there on the spot

Review by rachellydiab ★★★★

give a serial killer a goofy little dance sequence and I will be grinning ear to ear

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Reason number 3571 I'm never going to Australia

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the sharks would recognize how chill and friendly i am and just leave me alone

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Jai Courtney was hot and hazardous. 
Shark movies are back.