Yoyo

1965

★★★★★ Liked 1

A universe of a film. Masterpiece. I don’t even know what to say except RUN AND WATCH you will feel every emotion and also you will laugh outrageously hard and also maybe cry oh my god instant favorite instant top 10 I will be thinking about this movie for the rest of my life!!!!!!

Zero for Conduct

1933

★★★★★ Liked Watched

The slow motion pillow fight rebellion parade with the feathers in the air and the lanterns and the chaos is one of the greatest series of images ever put to screen and made me feel emotions I’ve never felt before

The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

2024

★★★★★ Liked 9

“The DUCK??? You gotta be kidding me. Who greenlit this garbage!” -animated silhouette of audience member leaving the theater

Masterpiece. Instant classic. Prominently features a woman (pig) in STEM. Just enough modern references (like Daffy twerking and getting cancelled in the first 5 minutes, or the line “Maybe we could be delivery drivers! I hear they have great benefits”) to keep it fresh while remaining wholly timeless. Endless barrage of perfect, brilliant visual gags. Every line and brush stroke is hilarious,…

Thelma

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

June Squibb now tied with Tom Cruise as my favorite action star.

OH MY GOD WHAT A DELIGHT!!! Can’t think of the last time I had a smile on my face the entire runtime of a movie. A treasure! The way Margolin shoots scenes of Thelma doing things that are difficult for old people (walking on gravely dirt, going up stairs, moving through a crowded antique shop) like tense action scenes… THRILLING. And the M:I-style score is perfection. It’s also…

Triangle of Sadness

2022

★★★★★ Liked 1

“I love you. You give me fish.”
 (Translation: When you’re fucking the pretzel woman for pretzels.)

More movies need to have this much fuckin shit going on in them!!! Obviously that’s not a blanket statement but I just mean… I can’t believe how much Östlund packed into 2.5 hours?? It felt like its own cursed, hilarious universe. I had a shit eating (oh god) grin on my face the entire run. Just guffawing at every shocking, delightfully depraved turn. I…