I work, I watch movies and I parent. That’s it.

For a long time, Sonic the Hedgehog was my son’s favorite movie.
He had a Sonic the Hedgehog birthday cake.
He went as Sonic for Halloween.
Needless to say, we NEEDED to see part 2 ASAP.
And even though it cost damn near $100, I bought the family D-Box tickets (where the seats move and shake to the action in the movie) to further enhance the experience.
My wife watched more of my son’s reactions through the movie than the…