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2025
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It’s fine…great when it’s great, but suffers from too much cheap-looking splatter (which has always been an issue in the franchise). And, after what’s been a sequel/reboot that’s done a pretty good job of keeping the fanservice and lore dumps on point and in check, the very ending sort of ruins that, cashing in iconic moments from earlier in the franchise for a CGI equivalent of Michael O’Donoghue’s joke about solving writers block by ending a piece with “everyone was…
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2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It’s fine…great when it’s great, but suffers from too much cheap-looking splatter (which has always been an issue in the franchise). And, after what’s been a sequel/reboot that’s done a pretty good job of keeping the fanservice and lore dumps on point and in check, the very ending sort of ruins that, cashing in iconic moments from earlier in the franchise for a CGI equivalent of Michael O’Donoghue’s joke about solving writers block by ending a piece with “everyone was…
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2021
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They did it. The sickos did it!
A nasty, blood and nihilism drenched apocalypse that constantly finds ways to delight and disgust. Just like RoboCop is the best Judge Dredd adaptation that isn't a Judge Dredd adaptation, so too is this an amazing adaptation of Garth Ennis' grinning zombie rape opus Crossed that doesn't pull any punches. And not just Crossed, either--I was overjoyed (and dismayed) to find the most notorious and unfilmable scene from James Herbert's novel The Fog…
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2021
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A24: What if the real monster is trauma?
James Wan: What if the police station shootout in Jeepers Creepers was 4 times longer and correspondingly more expensive?
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2021
Liked Watched
They did it. The sickos did it!
A nasty, blood and nihilism drenched apocalypse that constantly finds ways to delight and disgust. Just like RoboCop is the best Judge Dredd adaptation that isn't a Judge Dredd adaptation, so too is this an amazing adaptation of Garth Ennis' grinning zombie rape opus Crossed that doesn't pull any punches. And not just Crossed, either--I was overjoyed (and dismayed) to find the most notorious and unfilmable scene from James Herbert's novel The Fog…
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2021
Liked 1
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A24: What if the real monster is trauma?
James Wan: What if the police station shootout in Jeepers Creepers was 4 times longer and correspondingly more expensive?
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