", starring Jodie Foster, I've seen that movie, twice. But c'mon McConaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch, but when he was in Texas 3 with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals y'all" -Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, season 5, episode 7: Laser Lenses)

I've seen many movies, last I had checked it was around like 5,000. Out of that number more is half is specifically horror and exploitation. I've seen so much in my journey as…

"Right now he's a disgusting person with money, after the revolution he'll be a disgusting person with no money"

Flesh for Frankenstein is probably my favorite film take on Mary Shelley's story. It's gothic, gross, funny, sexy, gory, sleazy, weird and fun! So well produced and immensely campy for its high-art ambitions. As for Blood for Dracula, it's definitely a favorite but one I've only seen once, while I found it to be much higher quality in of production,…

"They'll be back. Most probably went to get a beer or something"

I know a lot of people are like really pissed about this recent rash of public domain children's properties turned horror films because nearly almost all of them are just slashers where the iconic characters are the killer, but me? Nah, I don't really care, I'm not consistently watching these movies but I'm fine with it. Sure, it's disappointing that these aren't actual adaptations of the source material…